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yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
Go to twitter and you can see that they didn’t even post anything like this. just sayin’
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
- guard: oh here come the faggots
- guard: why are they so skinny
- guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
- guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
- guards: what am i doing with my life
- Augustus: May I see you again?
- Hazel Grace: Sure.
- Augustus: Tomorrow?
- Hazel Grace: Patience, grasshopper, you don’t want to seem overeager.
- Augustus: Right, that’s why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
